Kategorie: jokes

Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it’s roamin‘ all over your face.

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said „Why do…

A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his…

A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, „Pssst you come over here!“ He looks round and can see no…

A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said „Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!“ The dog said „Oh please…

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed…

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !