Kategorie: jokes

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,…

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,…

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back…

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why do church bells never send e-mails? They’d rather give each other a ring.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face? A mousetache.

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. „What’s that for?“ she asked. „To make me beautiful,“ came the reply. Louise…