Kategorie: jokes

Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? – A: To a mewseum.

Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.

How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.

Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I’m in the bus queue,…

What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels‘ bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old…

How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts

Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis