The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen
The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw
The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss
Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break
Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!