Kategorie: jokes

The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen

The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw

The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss

A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot „Now look here, I…

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an…

Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break

Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.