Kategorie: jokes

Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break

Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, „Will it be alright if I have a…

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.

What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.