Kategorie: jokes

Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break

Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath. Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is…

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there…

The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, „Will it be alright if I have a…

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.