Kategorie: jokes

A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot „Now look here, I…

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an…

Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break

What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath. Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is…

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there…