Kategorie: jokes

|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?The…

|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to…

|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?A: Just one,…

|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A…

|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog’s tail…

|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What…

|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog…

|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales!What fish…

|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An…

|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is…