Kategorie: jokes

|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs…

|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could…

|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?’I see bacon’s going up‘!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What…

|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because…

|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen…

|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Central bleating!How do chickens dance?Chick to chick!What do…

|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer!What has two…

|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could…

|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?The…

|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to…