Kategorie: jokes

|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as…

|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs…

|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could…

|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?’I see bacon’s going up‘!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What…

|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because…

|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen…

|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their little yellow jackets!Q: Why did the…

|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own…

|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call…

|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A:…