Kategorie: jokes

|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil…

|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as…

|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs…

|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could…

|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?’I see bacon’s going up‘!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What…

|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because…

|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A:…

|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do…

|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their little yellow jackets!Q: Why did the…

|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own…