Kategorie: jokes

|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?Put him…

|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil…

|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as…

|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs…

|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could…

|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?’I see bacon’s going up‘!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What…

|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What…

|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a…

|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A:…

|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do…