Kategorie: jokes

|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen…

|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Central bleating!How do chickens dance?Chick to chick!What do…

|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer!What has two…

|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could…

|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?The…

|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to…

|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?A: Just one,…

|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A…

|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog’s tail…

|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What…