Kategorie: jokes

|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales!What fish…

|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An…

|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is…

|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?Put him…

|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil…

|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as…

|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs…

|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could…

|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?’I see bacon’s going up‘!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What…

|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because…