Kategorie: jokes

|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could…

|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?’I see bacon’s going up‘!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What…

|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because…

|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen…

|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Central bleating!How do chickens dance?Chick to chick!What do…

|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer!What has two…

|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‚er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle…

|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a…

|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What’s another…

|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars – and catches them!Q: What happens…