Kategorie: jokes

|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q: What do you get if you…

|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q:…

|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What…

|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a…

|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A:…

|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do…

|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their little yellow jackets!Q: Why did the…

|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own…

|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call…

|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A:…