Januar 6, 2021 Unreasonable bill |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:“Was walking down the…
Januar 6, 2021 Ask your question |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair, unaware…
Januar 6, 2021 Replacing lab rats with lawyers |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally,…
Januar 6, 2021 Tell the whole truth |`You seem to be in some distress,‘ said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?’`Well, your Honour,‘ said the witness, `I…
Januar 6, 2021 Some last minute requests |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, „Give it to me straight. How long have I…
Januar 6, 2021 Get away with murder |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: „I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years“Herman: „Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Want to go into space? |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Give him an orange |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, „Now if you were to give someone an orange, how…
Januar 6, 2021 Can I take his place? |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed…
Januar 6, 2021 A cold winter night |Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter’s night.He…