Januar 6, 2021 Preventative Medicine Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
Januar 6, 2021 A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St….
Januar 6, 2021 A mute was walking down the street one day… A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign language, he inquired how…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman visits her physician… A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn. She enters the doctors‘ office and sits down. The PhD…
Januar 6, 2021 Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
Januar 6, 2021 Don't you just hate it when… Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfectly normal „I’m in love with my horse,“ the nervous man told his psychiatrist. „Nothing to worry about,“ the psychiatrist consoled. „Many peopleare fond of animals.As…
Januar 6, 2021 A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist… A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.“My life is a mess, doctor,“ she began, „I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate…
Januar 6, 2021 Saving one of them Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we’ll give it to…
Januar 6, 2021 Pneumonia A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.On his…