Januar 6, 2021 Preventative Medicine Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
Januar 6, 2021 A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St….
Januar 6, 2021 Don't you just hate it when… Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfectly normal „I’m in love with my horse,“ the nervous man told his psychiatrist. „Nothing to worry about,“ the psychiatrist consoled. „Many peopleare fond of animals.As…
Januar 6, 2021 A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist… A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.“My life is a mess, doctor,“ she began, „I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate…
Januar 6, 2021 Saving one of them Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we’ll give it to…
Januar 6, 2021 Pneumonia A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.On his…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says… A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, „Doctor, you’ve got todo something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!“ „I wouldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's got my pen? A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to…
Januar 6, 2021 Not a foot An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over…