Januar 6, 2021 Preventative Medicine Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
Januar 6, 2021 A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St….
Januar 6, 2021 Saving one of them Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we’ll give it to…
Januar 6, 2021 Pneumonia A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.On his…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says… A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, „Doctor, you’ve got todo something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!“ „I wouldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's got my pen? A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to…
Januar 6, 2021 Not a foot An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over…
Januar 6, 2021 Can't remember Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 A mute was walking down the street one day… A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign language, he inquired how…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman visits her physician… A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn. She enters the doctors‘ office and sits down. The PhD…