Januar 6, 2021 Perfectly normal „I’m in love with my horse,“ the nervous man told his psychiatrist. „Nothing to worry about,“ the psychiatrist consoled. „Many peopleare fond of animals.As…
Januar 6, 2021 A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist… A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.“My life is a mess, doctor,“ she began, „I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate…
Januar 6, 2021 Saving one of them Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we’ll give it to…
Januar 6, 2021 Pneumonia A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.On his…
Januar 6, 2021 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a… This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face. „Doc,“ he says, „I’m worried. It’s that dream. I’m having…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman came to the psychiatrist worried… A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. „Doctor,“ she said, „I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this…
Januar 6, 2021 HEGS The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S“What’s that?“, the patient asks.“It’s a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis.“The patient wants to…
Januar 6, 2021 Psychoanalysis One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house….
Januar 6, 2021 Some problems A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:“I’m sorry…
Januar 6, 2021 A memory problem Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem?