Januar 6, 2021 Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices… Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator…
Januar 6, 2021 Five penises A man goes into a doctor’s office and says „Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!“The doctor says,“Good lord! How do your pants fit?“The man replies,…
Januar 6, 2021 It is worth trying A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. „I tried to be an actress and…
Januar 6, 2021 Good news Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, „Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad…
Januar 6, 2021 Just in case „Mr. Chilton,“ the analyst said, „I think this will be your last visit.““Does that mean I’m cured?“ he asked.“For all practical purposes, yes,“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 No symptoms Doctor, the embarrassed man said, „I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with…
Januar 6, 2021 No problem A guy walks into his doctor and says,“Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t remember anything!“The doc asks, „How long have you had this…
Januar 6, 2021 A folk remedy A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the…
Januar 6, 2021 The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic… The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. „You know, Doc,“ he said, „I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone…
Januar 6, 2021 Sobel goes into the optometrist's office… Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, „I think I need my eyeschecked.“She says, „You’re not kidding….