Januar 6, 2021 Some problems A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:“I’m sorry…
Januar 6, 2021 A memory problem Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices… Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator…
Januar 6, 2021 Five penises A man goes into a doctor’s office and says „Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!“The doctor says,“Good lord! How do your pants fit?“The man replies,…
Januar 6, 2021 It is worth trying A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. „I tried to be an actress and…
Januar 6, 2021 Good news Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, „Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad…
Januar 6, 2021 Just in case „Mr. Chilton,“ the analyst said, „I think this will be your last visit.““Does that mean I’m cured?“ he asked.“For all practical purposes, yes,“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 No symptoms Doctor, the embarrassed man said, „I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with…
Januar 6, 2021 No problem A guy walks into his doctor and says,“Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t remember anything!“The doc asks, „How long have you had this…
Januar 6, 2021 A folk remedy A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the…