Januar 6, 2021 Shellfish Crab Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones,…
Januar 6, 2021 Body parts Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body…
Januar 6, 2021 Your mom is soooo fat… Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Januar 6, 2021 Play Pens Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, „They’re driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me…
Januar 6, 2021 Roses for the Wife Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday. Lula-bell gave him a big, close, hug and a long,…
Januar 6, 2021 Young Man ! Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo Momma so nasty Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says – „For $10 what do…
Januar 6, 2021 Baby Sitting Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!