Januar 6, 2021 Yo Momma so nasty Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says – „For $10 what do…
Januar 6, 2021 Baby Sitting Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!
Januar 6, 2021 Putting it in. A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, „I had an affair with a woman – almost.“The priest says, „What do you…
Januar 6, 2021 Nun on a date What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose.
Januar 6, 2021 Smarter This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when…
Januar 6, 2021 Pierced ears for pirates How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Januar 6, 2021 BB's There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day…
Januar 6, 2021 7 Shots of Vodka! Man goes to the bar and says „bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.“ The bartender says „Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt…
Januar 6, 2021 St Peter and the Three Nuns Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter wasthere with them. St. Peter decided he needed to quiz…
Januar 6, 2021 Elmo What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!