Januar 6, 2021 Huey, Dewy, and Puddles. A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal…
Januar 6, 2021 Putting it in. A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, „I had an affair with a woman – almost.“The priest says, „What do you…
Januar 6, 2021 Nun on a date What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose.
Januar 6, 2021 Smarter This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when…
Januar 6, 2021 Pierced ears for pirates How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Januar 6, 2021 BB's There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day…
Januar 6, 2021 7 Shots of Vodka! Man goes to the bar and says „bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.“ The bartender says „Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt…
Januar 6, 2021 How to give your Cat a Pill. 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb…
Januar 6, 2021 If men had a vagina. 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally…
Januar 6, 2021 Cat's Prayer Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and…