Januar 6, 2021 7 Shots of Vodka! Man goes to the bar and says „bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.“ The bartender says „Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt…
Januar 6, 2021 St Peter and the Three Nuns Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter wasthere with them. St. Peter decided he needed to quiz…
Januar 6, 2021 Elmo What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!
Januar 6, 2021 The Special Pig One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, „Excuse me…
Januar 6, 2021 Make a Wish 10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a…
Januar 6, 2021 More Your Mommas Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog with one eye Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said „Look at that dog with one eye!“The other blonde covers one of…
Januar 6, 2021 What is God? One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He said „God is neither white, nor black. God is neither…
Januar 6, 2021 Your mama so stupid Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!
Januar 6, 2021 Duck shopper A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says „Put this…