Januar 6, 2021 The Life Of The Party The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party.“John,“ she said, „did anyone ever…
Januar 6, 2021 Huey, Dewy, and Puddles. A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal…
Januar 6, 2021 Putting it in. A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, „I had an affair with a woman – almost.“The priest says, „What do you…
Januar 6, 2021 Nun on a date What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose.
Januar 6, 2021 Smarter This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when…
Januar 6, 2021 Pierced ears for pirates How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Januar 6, 2021 BB's There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day…
Januar 6, 2021 Cork it! There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse.They were in the showerhouse and the first…
Januar 6, 2021 How to give your Cat a Pill. 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb…
Januar 6, 2021 If men had a vagina. 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally…