Januar 6, 2021 Your mama so stupid Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!
Januar 6, 2021 Duck shopper A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says „Put this…
Januar 6, 2021 yo momma Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says „TO BE CONTINUED!“
Januar 6, 2021 A new car. One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. „What are you doing, the kid asked“.Well, you wanted a…
Januar 6, 2021 The two bee's Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.“Really bad,“ said the second bee, „the weather has been really…
Januar 6, 2021 HELP…911 A man frantically calls 911 and says, „help…my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart“.911: „is this her first…
Januar 6, 2021 Things NOT to say to a Cop! Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar…
Januar 6, 2021 Cork it! There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse.They were in the showerhouse and the first…
Januar 6, 2021 How to give your Cat a Pill. 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb…
Januar 6, 2021 If men had a vagina. 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally…