Januar 6, 2021 How to give your Cat a Pill. 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb…
Januar 6, 2021 If men had a vagina. 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally…
Januar 6, 2021 Cat's Prayer Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and…
Januar 6, 2021 Newest game at the whitehouse What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Januar 6, 2021 What is God? One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He said „God is neither white, nor black. God is neither…
Januar 6, 2021 Your mama so stupid Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!
Januar 6, 2021 Duck shopper A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says „Put this…
Januar 6, 2021 yo momma Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says „TO BE CONTINUED!“
Januar 6, 2021 A new car. One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. „What are you doing, the kid asked“.Well, you wanted a…