Januar 6, 2021 A new car. One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. „What are you doing, the kid asked“.Well, you wanted a…
Januar 6, 2021 The two bee's Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.“Really bad,“ said the second bee, „the weather has been really…
Januar 6, 2021 HELP…911 A man frantically calls 911 and says, „help…my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart“.911: „is this her first…
Januar 6, 2021 Things NOT to say to a Cop! Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar…
Januar 6, 2021 Cork it! There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse.They were in the showerhouse and the first…
Januar 6, 2021 How to give your Cat a Pill. 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb…
Januar 6, 2021 If men had a vagina. 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally…
Januar 6, 2021 Cat's Prayer Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and…
Januar 6, 2021 Newest game at the whitehouse What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!