Januar 6, 2021 HELP…911 A man frantically calls 911 and says, „help…my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart“.911: „is this her first…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo Momma so Old Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s Ark!
Januar 6, 2021 Yo momma 3 times. Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on both sides of the family tree.Your momma so fat she…
Januar 6, 2021 No legs cold. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK.
Januar 6, 2021 The Foo Bird. A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a…
Januar 6, 2021 Duck sentence. TEACHER: „Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.“JOHNNY: „De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail.“
Januar 6, 2021 "Brrr!" This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pint and a…
Januar 6, 2021 The River In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After speaking for about 10 minutes he said…“If…
Januar 6, 2021 New Name So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to the „Oval Office“,…