Januar 6, 2021 The Panda Bear A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and…
Januar 6, 2021 For the man I love. A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his…
Januar 6, 2021 Ho-down! Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells „hoe down“, they turn to see if their sister got shot!
Januar 6, 2021 Penis and the Windsheild A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything … the heat, the long drive, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Bath Time. It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way…
Januar 6, 2021 The Whales. Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing „WE ARE FAMILY.“
Januar 6, 2021 Too much of the 90's! Signs you’ve had too much of the 90’s!You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as „getting…
Januar 6, 2021 Man with no arms. One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that was in there, asked, „I don’t mean to be rude…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know how… A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer’s wife opened the door, the man asked if…
Januar 6, 2021 Your momma is so fat…. Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!!)