Januar 6, 2021 Too much of the 90's! Signs you’ve had too much of the 90’s!You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as „getting…
Januar 6, 2021 Man with no arms. One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that was in there, asked, „I don’t mean to be rude…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know how… A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer’s wife opened the door, the man asked if…
Januar 6, 2021 Your momma is so fat…. Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!!)
Januar 6, 2021 What's the diff… Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the…
Januar 6, 2021 Me Tarzan! Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for…
Januar 6, 2021 3 kids Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned on the lights while…
Januar 6, 2021 Make up your mind. This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: „I am sorry to tell you this, but I…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Quickies. Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a…
Januar 6, 2021 One for the Mrs! An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.As soon as he had…