Januar 6, 2021 You Know You're in New York City When… You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying automatic weapons.2. You can run into the corner deli and…
Januar 6, 2021 ABC's Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where’s the P?Student: Its running down my leg!
Januar 6, 2021 Who needs women A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other shot in his…
Januar 6, 2021 Ventriliquist This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going around town looking for a job. He finds one at…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the diff… Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A bitch sleeps with everyone at the…
Januar 6, 2021 Me Tarzan! Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for…
Januar 6, 2021 3 kids Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned on the lights while…
Januar 6, 2021 Make up your mind. This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: „I am sorry to tell you this, but I…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Quickies. Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a…