Januar 6, 2021 3 kids Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned on the lights while…
Januar 6, 2021 Make up your mind. This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: „I am sorry to tell you this, but I…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Quickies. Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a…
Januar 6, 2021 One for the Mrs! An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.As soon as he had…
Januar 6, 2021 The Old-Age Test! Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished, check your score below:1. Blackjack chewing gum2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles…
Januar 6, 2021 What you do best! This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who’s had too much…
Januar 6, 2021 Thermometers Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Januar 6, 2021 Oh boy! The blonde says to her friend, „My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.“Her friend says, „You should give him Head and Shoulders.“The blonde thinks for…
Januar 6, 2021 The nursing home. One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next…