Januar 6, 2021 What you do best! This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who’s had too much…
Januar 6, 2021 Thermometers Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Januar 6, 2021 Oh boy! The blonde says to her friend, „My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.“Her friend says, „You should give him Head and Shoulders.“The blonde thinks for…
Januar 6, 2021 The nursing home. One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.The next…
Januar 6, 2021 Whale of a Story. A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized…
Januar 6, 2021 The New Priest A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments.The door opened and…
Januar 6, 2021 Gems of Wisdom The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students.As one teacher noted,…
Januar 6, 2021 The talking peanut. This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the dish before…
Januar 6, 2021 The workers prayer! For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage…
Januar 6, 2021 Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw! Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.2. If you forget a Southerner’s…