Januar 6, 2021 5 Good Reasons Not To… 5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You have a hole in your head.3. You live between two…
Januar 6, 2021 The talking peanut. This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the dish before…
Januar 6, 2021 The workers prayer! For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage…
Januar 6, 2021 Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw! Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.2. If you forget a Southerner’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Late For Work Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said,…
Januar 6, 2021 Some of life's truisms. Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.Depression is…
Januar 6, 2021 The Vet/Taxidermist There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his…
Januar 6, 2021 But how do I know… Tech Support: „What does the screen say now.“Person: „It says, ‚Hit ENTER when ready‘.“Tech Support: „Well?“Person: „How do I know when it’s ready?“
Januar 6, 2021 Vincent Van Gogh's relatives: After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious brother………………………… Please Gogh His…
Januar 6, 2021 2 Docs on a Date. At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she…