Januar 6, 2021 Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw! Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.2. If you forget a Southerner’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Late For Work Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said,…
Januar 6, 2021 Some of life's truisms. Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.Depression is…
Januar 6, 2021 The Vet/Taxidermist There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his…
Januar 6, 2021 But how do I know… Tech Support: „What does the screen say now.“Person: „It says, ‚Hit ENTER when ready‘.“Tech Support: „Well?“Person: „How do I know when it’s ready?“
Januar 6, 2021 Secret This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay bar, but decides, „What the heck, I really want a…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you cure… How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Januar 6, 2021 Really, really rude! What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!
Januar 6, 2021 2 Docs on a Date. At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she…
Januar 6, 2021 The Russian who made a wish. A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a…