Januar 6, 2021 No Sex on the Ark! When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. „Listen up!“ Noah said with a demanding voice. „There will…
Januar 6, 2021 Maid to order! A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: „Mom, why are wedding dresses white?“The…
Januar 6, 2021 The Vegas Trip! Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you need a sign? Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, „I’m Stupid“. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Rectum Wins One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The brain said „I do all…
Januar 6, 2021 Together At Last Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a mourner keeps repeating, „At last…
Januar 6, 2021 Kid Sayings! A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother….
Januar 6, 2021 Words of Wisdom! If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking….
Januar 6, 2021 Yo Mama's So Fat… Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite photo. – Yo Mama’s so fat, she’s on both sides…
Januar 6, 2021 I Want To Be Weighed The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she…