Januar 6, 2021 Maid to order! A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: „Mom, why are wedding dresses white?“The…
Januar 6, 2021 The Vegas Trip! Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you need a sign? Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, „I’m Stupid“. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Rectum Wins One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The brain said „I do all…
Januar 6, 2021 Kids Thoughts! I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come…
Januar 6, 2021 Victorias Secret… TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come in children’s sizes?9. No thanks, just sniffing8. I’ll be in…
Januar 6, 2021 Termite A termite walks into a bar and asks: „is the bartender here?“C’mon…think about it! 🙂
Januar 6, 2021 Together At Last Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a mourner keeps repeating, „At last…
Januar 6, 2021 Kid Sayings! A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother….
Januar 6, 2021 Words of Wisdom! If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking….