Januar 6, 2021 C & W Song Titles! The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life 2) Get…
Januar 6, 2021 Wrong suggestion! A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now…
Januar 6, 2021 I Said the F Word A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into the confessional box…
Januar 6, 2021 Victorias Secret… TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come in children’s sizes?9. No thanks, just sniffing8. I’ll be in…
Januar 6, 2021 Termite A termite walks into a bar and asks: „is the bartender here?“C’mon…think about it! 🙂
Januar 6, 2021 Andy Rooney Quotes Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in…
Januar 6, 2021 Slammin 'em down! A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, „Give me six double vodka.“The barman says, „Wow! you must have…
Januar 6, 2021 Some thoughts for today… It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.Just remember…if the world didn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 That Rubber Thingy… An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane…
Januar 6, 2021 You Mama's So Ugly… – Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said „Sorry, no professionals“ – Yo Mama’s so ugly, just after she…