Januar 6, 2021 How Come? What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — „Gosh, if we have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Andy Rooney Quotes Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in…
Januar 6, 2021 Slammin 'em down! A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, „Give me six double vodka.“The barman says, „Wow! you must have…
Januar 6, 2021 Some thoughts for today… It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.Just remember…if the world didn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 That Rubber Thingy… An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane…
Januar 6, 2021 White Gown? A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the tailor inquired about the color, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Cool Stud! Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said „I’m sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren’t ready yet. Until they…
Januar 6, 2021 Quick Witted Boy There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man came in and asked to buy half a head of…
Januar 6, 2021 Army Wisdom A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to…
Januar 6, 2021 Pick Up Line Rejections! 1. Man: „So, wanna go back to my place?“ Woman: „Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?“2. The most memorable…