Januar 6, 2021 You don't want to hear these! Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor – we’re…
Januar 6, 2021 The worst racist joke So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much…
Januar 6, 2021 Act Religious A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, „Two of our engines are on fire; we…
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Januar 6, 2021 Gulf War Remembered! Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.Q: What do…
Januar 6, 2021 Smart Dog A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is…
Januar 6, 2021 Why, why, Tell me WHY! WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second…
Januar 6, 2021 More Man Slamming! You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. So many men – so…