Januar 6, 2021 You don't want to hear these! Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor – we’re…
Januar 6, 2021 The worst racist joke So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much…
Januar 6, 2021 Act Religious A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, „Two of our engines are on fire; we…
Januar 6, 2021 How Come? What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — „Gosh, if we have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Andy Rooney Quotes Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman's random thoughts! Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, „You know sometimes I just forget to eat.“ Now I’ve forgotten my address, my…
Januar 6, 2021 Tough Stuff! A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of…
Januar 6, 2021 Aged Mother With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the…
Januar 6, 2021 New Words Needed (woo-hoo!) 10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks‘ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off…
Januar 6, 2021 GOD's Kids. Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to God’s kids….