Januar 6, 2021 A good sport! John receives a phone call.“Hello,“ he answers.The voice on the other end says, „This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Susie walkin the dog! A little girl asks her Mom, „May I take the dog for a walk around the block?“Mom says, „No honey, the dog is in…
Januar 6, 2021 Ready for Parenting? Find out! Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS…
Januar 6, 2021 Code word for sex! A husband and wife decided they needed to use „code“ to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on…
Januar 6, 2021 Sister Mary K. Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, „Oh…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rabid Neighbor! A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling furiously on…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! Part V What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.What’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! Part IV What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing,…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! Part III What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?Poloroids.What do you call a…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! Part II How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don’t, you get down from ducks.What city…