Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! Part IV What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing,…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! Part III What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?Poloroids.What do you call a…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! Part II How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don’t, you get down from ducks.What city…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! Part I Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about…
Januar 6, 2021 DUMB Questions Part 5! Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing „Take me out to the ball game,“ when…
Januar 6, 2021 The "Perfect" Day! The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 – Light breakfast11:00 – Sunbathe12:30…
Januar 6, 2021 DUMB Questions Part 2! How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do you get the „Keep off the Grass“ sign on the…
Januar 6, 2021 DUMB Questions Part 1! A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that…
Januar 6, 2021 Some shorties…one rude :) Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife got hot, he beat her with a shovel. Q: Why…
Januar 6, 2021 Rumors Have It… Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hiding Elian Gonzalez in a closet during the raid…