Januar 6, 2021 Real Mothers… Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to makeit.Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in…
Januar 6, 2021 Thor the God of Love THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Ocotpus! A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender „give…
Januar 6, 2021 Got Milk? When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the…
Januar 6, 2021 OH MY GOD! A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,“Ladies and…
Januar 6, 2021 Things You'd Love to Say at Work! Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2. Do I look like a people person?3. This isn?t an…
Januar 6, 2021 Look at me! A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all…
Januar 6, 2021 Punny as they get! yee-haw! A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing…
Januar 6, 2021 The Signalman's Test! Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The…
Januar 6, 2021 Washing the Dog! Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The…