Januar 6, 2021 The Pessimist! An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Men Are Like……. Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.Men are like ….Vacations….
Januar 6, 2021 Not me Sarge! A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Lone Ranger and Tonto One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and…
Januar 6, 2021 2 guys at the bar. Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, „My wife, she thinks so much…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog Property Laws 1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.4. If…
Januar 6, 2021 Real Mothers… Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to makeit.Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in…
Januar 6, 2021 Thor the God of Love THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Ocotpus! A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender „give…
Januar 6, 2021 Got Milk? When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the…