Januar 6, 2021 Valentines for the Ex! A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines‘ cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for…
Januar 6, 2021 Pulled over. A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the…
Januar 6, 2021 1970 and year 2000. Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.2000: Acid Reflux.1970:…
Januar 6, 2021 Rules Guys Wish Women Knew! 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work the toilet seat….
Januar 6, 2021 Razorback Hogs Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Pessimist! An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Men Are Like……. Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.Men are like ….Vacations….
Januar 6, 2021 Not me Sarge! A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Lone Ranger and Tonto One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and…
Januar 6, 2021 2 guys at the bar. Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, „My wife, she thinks so much…