Januar 6, 2021 The Lone Ranger and Tonto One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and…
Januar 6, 2021 2 guys at the bar. Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, „My wife, she thinks so much…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog Property Laws 1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.4. If…
Januar 6, 2021 Real Mothers… Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to makeit.Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in…
Januar 6, 2021 Thor the God of Love THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Ocotpus! A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender „give…
Januar 6, 2021 Got Milk? When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the…
Januar 6, 2021 OH MY GOD! A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,“Ladies and…
Januar 6, 2021 Things You'd Love to Say at Work! Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2. Do I look like a people person?3. This isn?t an…
Januar 6, 2021 Look at me! A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all…