Januar 6, 2021 10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis! 01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is smaller than the rest…
Januar 6, 2021 I knew it was true…I knew it! Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of…
Januar 6, 2021 Ever Wonder? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God…I could be eating a…
Januar 6, 2021 Pick up and put down! A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, „Would you like to dance?“The girl says, „I don’t like this song,…
Januar 6, 2021 Cri-sco! There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -„Crisco? Crisco? CRIS–CO!!!!“Finally a store clerk approached.“Sir, the Crisco is…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?“Dam!“What do prisoners use…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Spuds! Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It’s the one with the little sticker that says…
Januar 6, 2021 The World's Worst Joke! …’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who performed in the circus. He was really a great guy,…
Januar 6, 2021 I Didn't Even Know! Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… „I went in my daughter’s room, looked in the drawer and found a…
Januar 6, 2021 So Relieved! A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from the mechanic.“Everything ok with your car now?““Yes, thank goodness,“ the…