Januar 6, 2021 I knew it was true…I knew it! Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of…
Januar 6, 2021 Ever Wonder? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God…I could be eating a…
Januar 6, 2021 Pick up and put down! A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, „Would you like to dance?“The girl says, „I don’t like this song,…
Januar 6, 2021 Cri-sco! There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -„Crisco? Crisco? CRIS–CO!!!!“Finally a store clerk approached.“Sir, the Crisco is…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?“Dam!“What do prisoners use…
Januar 6, 2021 This is bad…real bad! A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he…
Januar 6, 2021 Tell me a Story! A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area. He meets an old man in…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog Named Mypenis Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just…
Januar 6, 2021 Tiger woods in bed. On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has…