Januar 6, 2021 May I take your order… A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!When his waitress arrives,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Prayer. A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.When…
Januar 6, 2021 The Test! A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks „this guy doesn’t know the difference,“ so…
Januar 6, 2021 Puppies don't surf… Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to „mark“ every website they visit.Can’t help attacking the screen…
Januar 6, 2021 Show and Tell… The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for“Show & Tell,“ and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy:…
Januar 6, 2021 Preparing for Santa… A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer…
Januar 6, 2021 How to play golf. A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad….
Januar 6, 2021 Your're a redneck if… You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny’s a Fancy Resturant-Your best…
Januar 6, 2021 How I got my name? A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.“Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty…
Januar 6, 2021 Things you'd really like to say at work! 01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard…