Januar 6, 2021 Holy Water: The cure-all One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The minister prepared his sermon while the choirboy filled…
Januar 6, 2021 The Trian! A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely…
Januar 6, 2021 Taliban's Fall TV Line-Up The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – „Husseinfeld“8:30 – „Mad About Everything“9:00 – „Suddenly Sanctions“9:30 – „The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show“10:00 – „Allah McBeal“TUESDAYS:8:00…
Januar 6, 2021 The Taxi Ride. A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Run Mr Taliban Song… Sung to the tune of „Day-O“ (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Salami & the Talibuttheads Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It’s his photo ID.Q: What…
Januar 6, 2021 The Test! A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks „this guy doesn’t know the difference,“ so…
Januar 6, 2021 Puppies don't surf… Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to „mark“ every website they visit.Can’t help attacking the screen…
Januar 6, 2021 Show and Tell… The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for“Show & Tell,“ and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy:…
Januar 6, 2021 Preparing for Santa… A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer…