Januar 6, 2021 What a goof! A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.“I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.“Psychiatrist: „Don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 It's A Man's World This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.His mistress in the centerfold of…
Januar 6, 2021 Run Mr Taliban Song… Sung to the tune of „Day-O“ (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Salami & the Talibuttheads Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It’s his photo ID.Q: What…
Januar 6, 2021 The Test! A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks „this guy doesn’t know the difference,“ so…
Januar 6, 2021 Puppies don't surf… Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to „mark“ every website they visit.Can’t help attacking the screen…
Januar 6, 2021 Show and Tell… The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for“Show & Tell,“ and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy:…
Januar 6, 2021 Preparing for Santa… A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer…
Januar 6, 2021 How to play golf. A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad….
Januar 6, 2021 Your're a redneck if… You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny’s a Fancy Resturant-Your best…