Januar 6, 2021 Preparing for Santa… A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer…
Januar 6, 2021 How to play golf. A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad….
Januar 6, 2021 Your're a redneck if… You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny’s a Fancy Resturant-Your best…
Januar 6, 2021 How I got my name? A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.“Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty…
Januar 6, 2021 Things you'd really like to say at work! 01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard…
Januar 6, 2021 Ostrich & Pussy Cat A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said „Beer for me,…
Januar 6, 2021 A Dead Ringer! The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A guy with no arms comes along and says he can…
Januar 6, 2021 Soakin' Wet! One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he saw a creek. He quickly jumped in, clothes and all….
Januar 6, 2021 Top 5 men in a woman's life… The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5. Bank manager.A Doctor says to take off your clothes.A Dentist…
Januar 6, 2021 God's Watching The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each…