Januar 6, 2021 Ostrich & Pussy Cat A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said „Beer for me,…
Januar 6, 2021 Thoughts From Women… Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.* Helen Hayes (at 73)I refuse to think…
Januar 6, 2021 Taliban's Fall TV Line-Up The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – „Husseinfeld“8:30 – „Mad About Everything“9:00 – „Suddenly Sanctions“9:30 – „The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show“10:00 – „Allah McBeal“TUESDAYS:8:00…
Januar 6, 2021 The Taxi Ride. A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Run Mr Taliban Song… Sung to the tune of „Day-O“ (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Salami & the Talibuttheads Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It’s his photo ID.Q: What…
Januar 6, 2021 3 Sick Soldiers… An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -„What’s your problem, Soldier?““Chronic syphilis, Sir!““What treatment are you getting?““Five…
Januar 6, 2021 The 2 Bums! A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out… a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the…
Januar 6, 2021 Quiz Show Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had…
Januar 6, 2021 Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold…