Januar 6, 2021 Things you'd really like to say at work! 01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard…
Januar 6, 2021 Ostrich & Pussy Cat A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said „Beer for me,…
Januar 6, 2021 Thoughts From Women… Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.* Helen Hayes (at 73)I refuse to think…
Januar 6, 2021 Taliban's Fall TV Line-Up The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – „Husseinfeld“8:30 – „Mad About Everything“9:00 – „Suddenly Sanctions“9:30 – „The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show“10:00 – „Allah McBeal“TUESDAYS:8:00…
Januar 6, 2021 The Taxi Ride. A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Run Mr Taliban Song… Sung to the tune of „Day-O“ (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rookie Cop… The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling…
Januar 6, 2021 3 Sick Soldiers… An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -„What’s your problem, Soldier?““Chronic syphilis, Sir!““What treatment are you getting?““Five…
Januar 6, 2021 The 2 Bums! A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out… a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the…
Januar 6, 2021 Quiz Show Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had…