Januar 6, 2021 Not the best day. Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.The man got out of the tub, put on his…
Januar 6, 2021 Get a hot mama! A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street…
Januar 6, 2021 The Shoplifter… The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.“Listen,“ said the shoplifter, „I know you don’t want…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rookie Cop… The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling…
Januar 6, 2021 3 Sick Soldiers… An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -„What’s your problem, Soldier?““Chronic syphilis, Sir!““What treatment are you getting?““Five…
Januar 6, 2021 Mars and Venus I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the…
Januar 6, 2021 The secret code word… An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, „If one more person confesses to…
Januar 6, 2021 The bad salesman… John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer…
Januar 6, 2021 New Year's Resolutions New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my…
Januar 6, 2021 Lone Ranger and Tonto… The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall…