Januar 6, 2021 Mars and Venus I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the…
Januar 6, 2021 Rectum Stretcher Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed…
Januar 6, 2021 60-year-old man A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, „You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Wolf Man…HOWL! The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.“How was work, dear?“ his wife asks.“Listen! I don’t want to…
Januar 6, 2021 Lots of Wit and Wisdom. „I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -‚You’ll never find anyone like me again!’I’m thinking, ‚I…
Januar 6, 2021 The Name Game If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador…
Januar 6, 2021 Too much thinking… Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and they were concerned about his…
Januar 6, 2021 The New Samurai Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a…
Januar 6, 2021 His Last Wishes Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.“Sidney…
Januar 6, 2021 The Speech An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on…