Januar 6, 2021 New Year's Resolutions New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my…
Januar 6, 2021 Lots of Wit and Wisdom. „I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -‚You’ll never find anyone like me again!’I’m thinking, ‚I…
Januar 6, 2021 The Name Game If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador…
Januar 6, 2021 Too much thinking… Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and they were concerned about his…
Januar 6, 2021 The New Samurai Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a…
Januar 6, 2021 His Last Wishes Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.“Sidney…
Januar 6, 2021 The Speech An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on…
Januar 6, 2021 Weighing In your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Januar 6, 2021 So in love Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.“It was right down there by…
Januar 6, 2021 Women's Rights WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, „During last…