Januar 6, 2021 Baby Turtle A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later,…
Januar 6, 2021 Whale of a Time What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t do it on porpoise!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Care to go upstairs? A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.“Care to go upstairs and do it?“ the husband asked.“Shh!“ said the bride…
Januar 6, 2021 Totally Useless Info 1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle;…
Januar 6, 2021 Tons of Q & A for Kids! Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube…
Januar 6, 2021 Rectum Stretcher Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed…
Januar 6, 2021 60-year-old man A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, „You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Wolf Man…HOWL! The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.“How was work, dear?“ his wife asks.“Listen! I don’t want to…
Januar 6, 2021 Lots of Wit and Wisdom. „I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -‚You’ll never find anyone like me again!’I’m thinking, ‚I…
Januar 6, 2021 The Name Game If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador…