Januar 6, 2021 Lots of Wit and Wisdom. „I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -‚You’ll never find anyone like me again!’I’m thinking, ‚I…
Januar 6, 2021 The Name Game If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador…
Januar 6, 2021 Too much thinking… Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and they were concerned about his…
Januar 6, 2021 The New Samurai Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a…
Januar 6, 2021 His Last Wishes Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.“Sidney…
Januar 6, 2021 The Speech An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on…
Januar 6, 2021 Weighing In your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Januar 6, 2021 Signs someone is using your e-mail 10. „Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?“ 9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another…
Januar 6, 2021 Jose can you see! A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it said nosebleed section….
Januar 6, 2021 Sleep I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.