Januar 6, 2021 You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a…
Januar 6, 2021 My Rules Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: „I’ll be home when I want, if…
Januar 6, 2021 Two zebras pondering Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, „Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?“ The other replies, „Well…
Januar 6, 2021 Naming the Twins A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining…
Januar 6, 2021 Pick up line Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck and a Trailer Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer!
Januar 6, 2021 One for the Volunteers Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia? „Cause…
Januar 6, 2021 New Rooster An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job,…
Januar 6, 2021 Ain't She Cute Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) „Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?“ Friend: „But your kid didn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Good and Bad News An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: „I have good news and bad news, what would you…