Januar 6, 2021 Redneck Jedi You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear „Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…“ You ever said the phrase, „May the…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck Morals The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck At The Bar A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the…
Januar 6, 2021 Valentines, Redneck Style Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk,…
Januar 6, 2021 You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a…
Januar 6, 2021 My Rules Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: „I’ll be home when I want, if…
Januar 6, 2021 Two zebras pondering Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, „Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?“ The other replies, „Well…
Januar 6, 2021 Naming the Twins A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining…
Januar 6, 2021 Boy or Girl In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, „Are you a girl baby or…
Januar 6, 2021 Ain't She Cute Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) „Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?“ Friend: „But your kid didn’t…