Januar 6, 2021 50 Things to Do in a Mall 1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if…
Januar 6, 2021 Boy or Girl In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, „Are you a girl baby or…
Januar 6, 2021 Ain't She Cute Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) „Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?“ Friend: „But your kid didn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Good and Bad News An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: „I have good news and bad news, what would you…
Januar 6, 2021 An Orgasmic Problem A woman went in to see a therapist and said, „I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband…
Januar 6, 2021 The Taxi A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly…
Januar 6, 2021 Wailing Wall A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that…
Januar 6, 2021 New Work Policies SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you…
Januar 6, 2021 A 12 inch ___ Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Terminology Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a…