Januar 6, 2021 Wailing Wall A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that…
Januar 6, 2021 New Work Policies SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you…
Januar 6, 2021 A 12 inch ___ Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Things never to say to a cop 1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 In Deep Shit A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down…
Januar 6, 2021 50 Things to Do in a Mall 1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if…
Januar 6, 2021 Boy or Girl In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, „Are you a girl baby or…
Januar 6, 2021 Ain't She Cute Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) „Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?“ Friend: „But your kid didn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Good and Bad News An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: „I have good news and bad news, what would you…
Januar 6, 2021 12 Feet Deep Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.