Januar 6, 2021 Not So Dumb Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single…
Januar 6, 2021 Men Are Like ..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ..Bike helmets. They’re…
Januar 6, 2021 His And Hers Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong…
Januar 6, 2021 Just Like Dad The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, „I’ve found a man just like father!“ Her mother replied, „So what do…
Januar 6, 2021 Nothing Works I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as…
Januar 6, 2021 Things Only Women Understand 10. Cats‘ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds 7….
Januar 6, 2021 Deaf A man goes to his doctor and says, „I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should…
Januar 6, 2021 Male translations These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say… „IT’S…
Januar 6, 2021 Like a Woman On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one…
Januar 6, 2021 A Woman's Random Thoughts Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, „You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I’ve forgotten my address, my…