Januar 6, 2021 Not So Dumb Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single…
Januar 6, 2021 Men Are Like ..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ..Bike helmets. They’re…
Januar 6, 2021 His And Hers Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong…
Januar 6, 2021 Just Like Dad The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, „I’ve found a man just like father!“ Her mother replied, „So what do…
Januar 6, 2021 Nothing Works I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as…
Januar 6, 2021 Professions Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says “ I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know……
Januar 6, 2021 A Problem of Problems A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with…
Januar 6, 2021 Wisdom Quotes Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae West Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. Jimi Hendrix The pen…
Januar 6, 2021 Beer, eh A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, „Hey Bob!…
Januar 6, 2021 Writers Quotes The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I never know what I think about something until I read…