Januar 6, 2021 Men Are Like ..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ..Bike helmets. They’re…
Januar 6, 2021 His And Hers Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong…
Januar 6, 2021 Just Like Dad The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, „I’ve found a man just like father!“ Her mother replied, „So what do…
Januar 6, 2021 Nothing Works I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as…
Januar 6, 2021 Things Only Women Understand 10. Cats‘ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds 7….
Januar 6, 2021 Writers Quotes The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I never know what I think about something until I read…
Januar 6, 2021 Work quotes The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Robert Frost The easiest job in the world…
Januar 6, 2021 Women Quotes Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton…
Januar 6, 2021 Politics Quotes A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken Run for office? No. I’ve slept with too many women,…
Januar 6, 2021 Money Quotes Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J. Paul Getty A man explained inflation to his wife thus:…