Januar 6, 2021 Nothing Works I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as…
Januar 6, 2021 Things Only Women Understand 10. Cats‘ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds 7….
Januar 6, 2021 Deaf A man goes to his doctor and says, „I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should…
Januar 6, 2021 Male translations These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say… „IT’S…
Januar 6, 2021 Like a Woman On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one…
Januar 6, 2021 Politics Quotes A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken Run for office? No. I’ve slept with too many women,…
Januar 6, 2021 Money Quotes Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J. Paul Getty A man explained inflation to his wife thus:…
Januar 6, 2021 Men Quotes Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than…
Januar 6, 2021 Love Quotes I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonnette…
Januar 6, 2021 Life Quotes To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. Janet Coleman The 50-50-90…