Januar 6, 2021 A Woman's Random Thoughts Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, „You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I’ve forgotten my address, my…
Januar 6, 2021 11 Signs of PMS 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last…
Januar 6, 2021 Her Age Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying…
Januar 6, 2021 He Said She Said He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said..You wear briefs, don’t you He…
Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Story There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 06 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a realtor’s office: „Lots for little.“ Sign in a shoe store:…
Januar 6, 2021 God Quotes It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. Arthur C. Clarke Is man one…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 05 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country shop: „We buy junk and sell antiques.“ In the window…
Januar 6, 2021 Age Quotes I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 04 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New York convalescent home: „For the sick and tired of the…