Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 05 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country shop: „We buy junk and sell antiques.“ In the window…
Januar 6, 2021 Age Quotes I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 04 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New York convalescent home: „For the sick and tired of the…
Januar 6, 2021 A Man And His Money There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 03 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa Fe gas station: „We will sell gasoline to anyone in…
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Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 02 On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‚No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.‘ Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign…
Januar 6, 2021 Bra Shopping A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, „I’d like to…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 01 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company…
Januar 6, 2021 A Man's World How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a…