Januar 6, 2021 Two Parrots This lady approaches a priest and tells him, „Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing:…
Januar 6, 2021 Frog, warts and all A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar attendant asks. „what’s that on your head? The frog says….
Januar 6, 2021 Calf Value A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of…
Januar 6, 2021 Bear on a Rampage Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both…
Januar 6, 2021 Bear Hunt Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge…
Januar 6, 2021 How'd you want them A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed…
Januar 6, 2021 Bird vs Fly What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.
Januar 6, 2021 The Slow Racehorse The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. „Flaherty, could you not have…
Januar 6, 2021 The Mink Coat A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. „Show the lady your finest mink!“ the…
Januar 6, 2021 Monkey Organization An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The…