Januar 6, 2021 How'd you want them A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed…
Januar 6, 2021 Bird vs Fly What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.
Januar 6, 2021 The Slow Racehorse The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. „Flaherty, could you not have…
Januar 6, 2021 The Mink Coat A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. „Show the lady your finest mink!“ the…
Januar 6, 2021 Monkey Organization An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Wittle Wabbit A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: „Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?“ And…
Januar 6, 2021 The Other Side Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Lion Tamer wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, „I’m going to become a lion tamer.“ The other replies, „That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about…
Januar 6, 2021 Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would be nice to have a talking parrot to keep her…
Januar 6, 2021 Swearing Parrot There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes…