Januar 6, 2021 The Mink Coat A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. „Show the lady your finest mink!“ the…
Januar 6, 2021 Monkey Organization An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Wittle Wabbit A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: „Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?“ And…
Januar 6, 2021 Speeding A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence?…
Januar 6, 2021 What women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7….
Januar 6, 2021 What men would do if they had a vagina for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they…
Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead Pussy An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rude Parrot Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. He would…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's This Guy After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter….