Januar 6, 2021 Off to Vegas A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‚Just where the heck…
Januar 6, 2021 Tricked Him One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a…
Januar 6, 2021 Speeding A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence?…
Januar 6, 2021 What women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7….
Januar 6, 2021 What men would do if they had a vagina for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they…
Januar 6, 2021 Fuck for a Duck A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., „See if you can get…
Januar 6, 2021 10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex 1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on…
Januar 6, 2021 A Scrote In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind…
Januar 6, 2021 Duct Tape Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. „Well,“ replies…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm glad I'm a woman I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and…