Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead Pussy An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rude Parrot Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. He would…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's This Guy After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter….
Januar 6, 2021 An Hour of Pleasure The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls‘ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. „We live today in very difficult times for…
Januar 6, 2021 Fuck for a Duck A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., „See if you can get…
Januar 6, 2021 10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex 1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on…
Januar 6, 2021 A Scrote In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind…
Januar 6, 2021 Duct Tape Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. „Well,“ replies…
Januar 6, 2021 The 5 toughest questions! The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you…