Januar 6, 2021 What women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7….
Januar 6, 2021 What men would do if they had a vagina for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they…
Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead Pussy An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rude Parrot Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. He would…
Januar 6, 2021 Fuck for a Duck A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., „See if you can get…
Januar 6, 2021 10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex 1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on…
Januar 6, 2021 A Scrote In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind…
Januar 6, 2021 Duct Tape Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. „Well,“ replies…
Januar 6, 2021 The 5 toughest questions! The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you…