Januar 6, 2021 Writtin in urine Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn,…
Januar 6, 2021 A Woman's Rule of Thumb A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.
Januar 6, 2021 I'm glad I'm a woman I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm glad I'm a man I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I…
Januar 6, 2021 Quotes * Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives to live over again, probably shouldn’t anyway.* Wonder why it…
Januar 6, 2021 Girl Talk Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time to meet more guys.The Rat Race: If there’s one rat…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Dead Guys Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says, „Well, there’s not that…
Januar 6, 2021 Studied For Five Days Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.
Januar 6, 2021 Polak and Mongoloid Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A: A Polaroid One-Step.
Januar 6, 2021 Response To Roving Eyes My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn’t help but…