Januar 6, 2021 Three Dead Guys Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says, „Well, there’s not that…
Januar 6, 2021 Studied For Five Days Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.
Januar 6, 2021 Polak and Mongoloid Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A: A Polaroid One-Step.
Januar 6, 2021 Response To Roving Eyes My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn’t help but…
Januar 6, 2021 Polak Road Painter A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But,…
Januar 6, 2021 Cure For Unemployment „So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?“ asked the interviewer. „And how, if I may be so bold to inquire?““Why, I’d…
Januar 6, 2021 How Many Men Does It Take… How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The other 3 are there…
Januar 6, 2021 Give Me the Bill Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), „Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me…
Januar 6, 2021 Baby Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Missy in heat Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat.“What…