Januar 6, 2021 No Smoking Here A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says „Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a…
Januar 6, 2021 Penile Operation A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says „Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering…
Januar 6, 2021 I Spy Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love: „Wow, look at them! And we…
Januar 6, 2021 Unusual State Laws Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to…
Januar 6, 2021 Life of an Egg So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an egg is…You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfect Day The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend…
Januar 6, 2021 Flea Cure Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Januar 6, 2021 Murphy's Laws (5) Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free…
Januar 6, 2021 Restaurant Specialty Waiter to customer: „Our specialty is snails.““I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!“